Severus Snape. The light of my life is my wife, Dorcus Snape née Meadowes, and I would be nothing without her. I am... not on any side at the moment, but the Death Eaters appear to be trying to change that...
(RP blog ONLY. I am not actually Sev or Tom Hiddleston.)
Sorry, that was foul. I didn’t mean that.
Really, though. Severus? Do you even exist? I will not have my baby be born without a father! For Merlin’s sake…
Doe! Doe, sweetheart, calm down! Of course I exist, love, I was just out getting…. a few surprises.
Oh goodness. I’m sorry! I just… My whole brain is… Ridiculous. It’s as if I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole. One minute I’m laughing and the next, I’m having an emotional breakdown. Oh… I found a kitten outside. I felt so bad for it that I started just sobbing and I sort of… Took it.
Surprises? What surprises?
That is perfectly acceptable, love. You are pregnant, after all. …..That’s never not going to be strange and exciting to say. Aherm, anyway, you have all these hormones raging and I completely understand. I’m taking nothing personally until that beautiful baby is out in the world and in your arms. In the mean time, I get to do what I do best: cook the best, healthiest meals for you that I can on a daily basis, bring you strange food combinations when you have bizarre cravings, and hold you when you feel like crying for no apparently good reason. And then, once you’re asleep, I’ll go back to pouring over books late into the night and trying to find suitable baby names. This will all work out just fine, Doe, I promise.
Oh, nothing. Just… a crib maybe. And one of those mobile things. And the cutest stuffed teddys I could find. One for the baby and one for you of course. And also some chocolate in case you feel the need for some.
Wait…. you found a kitten?
Sorry, that was foul. I didn’t mean that.
Really, though. Severus? Do you even exist? I will not have my baby be born without a father! For Merlin’s sake…
Doe! Doe, sweetheart, calm down! Of course I exist, love, I was just out getting…. a few surprises.
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missmarlenemckinn replied to your link: This bitch is awesome. I like her already
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ladynarcissablack replied to your post: serpads replied to your post: I have one boy?…
IM OKAY WITH IT IF YOU ARE
Cool, bro. This must mean I’m also a pimp, minus the prostitution part, cause I’m surrounded by supah-fiiine ladiez.
I have one boy? xD
ladynarcissablack replied to your post:
I HAVE TWO BOYS ME THINKS
Millie-bear I love you.
SEE THOUGH?! SEE. I have one chick and 5 men. 5 menfolk inhabit my brain.
In conclusion, I am secretly a guy.
im having a lot of cedric feelings now
